Silver Linings

So, after I got out of the House this morning, I did feel a little unwell and thought it'd be a good idea to sit down and call an ambulance. Casually of course. When they came, I told them I was feeling dizzy and had a bad feeling in my stomach. So, after I was laid on the litter they gave me some Fentanyl and some other thing. Then I woke up. Like 4 1/2 hours later, in the hospital - and they thought it'd be a great idea to make some x-rays. So, I got in the room with the girls, we did some X-rays I suppose; And then it was back to sleeping off my medication. Another 2 1/2 hours later a doctor (female) approached me with her assistant (male) ... and told me it was definitively broken and I needed a splint.
Now I'm probably on sick leave for a week. 6 weeks is the worse case estimate. It's difficult to write.